Kryptonite

It's hard to admit
There is one word I can't spell
Restaurant (spell check)

Corporate visit

Bigwigs are coming
Asked to stay late to clean things
"Hell no." I am frank.

Pay day

Eating a Pay Day
The day before my pay day
Homonym cocktease

Old friend

Hanging from his fan
A friend is gone forever
I can barely stand

Sans dinner

I forgot to eat
And I'm not really sure why
Stomach...cramping...up...